Two steps forward, one step back
Take Showers, Not Baths is #18 on the list.
Today I was forced to violate this edict when I had to give my son a bath. In my eyes, I really didn't have a choice, as he grabbed his crap-laden diaper, grew two extra arms and proceeded to smear the contents all over himself, the wall, his clothes, and me faster than you can say "Holy shit." (pun intended).
While I am no germ freak, a kid with a poo-hawk is a little much for me and into the bath he went.
To offset this, I will not shower today. I'm sure on this lovely 89 degree day everyone will appreciate my sacrifice for the cause.
From a distance.
Today I was forced to violate this edict when I had to give my son a bath. In my eyes, I really didn't have a choice, as he grabbed his crap-laden diaper, grew two extra arms and proceeded to smear the contents all over himself, the wall, his clothes, and me faster than you can say "Holy shit." (pun intended).
While I am no germ freak, a kid with a poo-hawk is a little much for me and into the bath he went.
To offset this, I will not shower today. I'm sure on this lovely 89 degree day everyone will appreciate my sacrifice for the cause.
From a distance.
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Saturday, July 01, 2006
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