Carbon offsetting
#28 - Carbon offsetting. Air traffic is the fastest growing source of greenhouse gas emissions, according to the VFPO.
Thanks to the Bush government piles of high end cosmetics and skin care products are piling up at boarding gates nation-wide (which they swear are being disposed off properly - and the TSA wives with the porcelain skin reeking of La Prairie? Just a coincidence), sealed jars of baby food are being confiscated and it may finally be faster to drive to Boston from New York instead of fly.
It's the W version of conservation - without the middle class hordes clogging up commercial flights, the airlines will cut back on flights and voila! Less greenhouse gas emissions.
And it's for your personal safety as well - brought to you by the Dept of Homeland Security (mission statement - "We put the 're' in 'reactive' - and 'retard'!")
Thanks to the Bush government piles of high end cosmetics and skin care products are piling up at boarding gates nation-wide (which they swear are being disposed off properly - and the TSA wives with the porcelain skin reeking of La Prairie? Just a coincidence), sealed jars of baby food are being confiscated and it may finally be faster to drive to Boston from New York instead of fly.
It's the W version of conservation - without the middle class hordes clogging up commercial flights, the airlines will cut back on flights and voila! Less greenhouse gas emissions.
And it's for your personal safety as well - brought to you by the Dept of Homeland Security (mission statement - "We put the 're' in 'reactive' - and 'retard'!")
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Sunday, August 13, 2006
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